Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.
Chelsea HandlerThanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunterโs houseโobviously, theyโll have a turkey with all-white meat.
Chelsea HandlerHispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.
Chelsea HandlerChristina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word outโwhy not just wait until youโre crowning?
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