Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.

To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don't know it yet. I do know, because I'm me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don't want to have kids, and it's not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.