Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.
Chelsea HandlerHispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.
Chelsea HandlerI had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.
Chelsea HandlerYou got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.
Chelsea HandlerWe set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge, because it got them working. I'd give them a certificate to go back in the community with a skill. They could get a job. We set up a little bakery and it's gone crazy. I need to be that raw to do the glossy stuff. I need to get back to that kind of scenario.
Chelsea Handler