I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.
Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.
Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.