Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.