You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.
I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
My father has a high opinion of his opinion
My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.