Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.