The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.
Chelsea HandlerIt became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
Chelsea HandlerPeople confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.
Chelsea Handler