My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
Chelsea HandlerI think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
Chelsea HandlerChristina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word outโwhy not just wait until youโre crowning?
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