A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.

I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.