I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
Chelsea HandlerBeing that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.
Chelsea HandlerI'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Chelsea HandlerAccording to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.
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