How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.