First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone will like you. So if anyone likes you at all, you've already won.

You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

Women don't have to be jealous of other women.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.