I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.