Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.
Chelsea HandlerGetting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
Chelsea HandlerThe only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.
Chelsea Handler