Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own.
Chelsea HandlerIt's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
Chelsea HandlerI don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
Chelsea Handler