I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink.