My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. Itโs really sad, because thatโs what my show is all about โ what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.
Chelsea HandlerI understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.
Chelsea HandlerKristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
Chelsea Handler