Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

... some of the best sex I can barely remember.

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.