According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

It would be nice if everybody were a little bit more mindful of what kind of product you're putting out there. Nothing's for everybody. People are liked and disliked, but at least be mindful of what you're doing and what your message is, and trying to stay true to your authenticity and what you're trying to attain or what your goals are, and don't let anybody get in the way of that. At the same time, have a goal, and have a message.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything