I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

... some of the best sex I can barely remember.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

My life and my legs have been an open book.

Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.