I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.