If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.