When I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I've started and all the people that benefit from it and have a living because of it, it's very motivating to continue to do it.

Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.

It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.