If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.
The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.
I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.
I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.
I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything
I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.