There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.