There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don't know it yet. I do know, because I'm me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don't want to have kids, and it's not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.