There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.