Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.

A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing. And you just kind of have it.