I went out with a guy who once told me I didnโt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Iโm drinking so that youโre more fun to be around.
Chelsea HandlerI was so frivolous for so many years. It was so much fun, but you feel guilty about the brain energy you use to think about whether some celebrity was sleeping with another celebrity. The conjecture that goes along with that. You feel like your mind has been shot apart.
Chelsea HandlerYou got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.
Chelsea Handler