My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU