You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Amy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to please call her. I doubt this is the best way to communicate with Amy - she should try spelling it out in lines of cocaine.