I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time.

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.