I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.