I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.