Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event.
Chelsea HandlerThe only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.
Chelsea HandlerI don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.
Chelsea HandlerI'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.
Chelsea HandlerMy feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.
Chelsea Handler