I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.