You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

We women have to stick together.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

I probably do the most for the gay and lesbian community, or LGBT, but I don't have one that I focus on. I just try and kind of do a lot for different charities.

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.