You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.