You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close; I can do that at home.

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.