The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.
Chelsea HandlerBeing that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.
Chelsea HandlerAs a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.
Chelsea HandlerPeople who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.
Chelsea HandlerItโs true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
Chelsea HandlerWe set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge, because it got them working. I'd give them a certificate to go back in the community with a skill. They could get a job. We set up a little bakery and it's gone crazy. I need to be that raw to do the glossy stuff. I need to get back to that kind of scenario.
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