I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

We set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge, because it got them working. I'd give them a certificate to go back in the community with a skill. They could get a job. We set up a little bakery and it's gone crazy. I need to be that raw to do the glossy stuff. I need to get back to that kind of scenario.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.

Women don't have to be jealous of other women.