If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.