Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.
I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.
I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.
If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.