George Clooney and Fabio apparently got into a scuffle at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend. George thought the women with Fabio were taking pictures of him. How embarrassed is George Clooney to be in a fight with Fabio? Who is he going to call out next, Lorenzo Lamas?

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.