It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all want to be famous for no reason.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.