People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.