I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied — so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.

I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.