Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.