I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.