I am a clown, just without the painted smile.
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
How much do I owe you?
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.