I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.