Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
How much do I owe you?
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.