Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

How much do I owe you?