Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.