Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.