The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.