Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
How much do I owe you?
The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.