Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
How much do I owe you?
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.