I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.