You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.