Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
How much do I owe you?
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.
I am a clown, just without the painted smile.
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.