Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.