I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.