Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low