Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

He told me just to keep the ball low.