The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!