The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

He told me just to keep the ball low.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.