They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.