They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.