The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.