Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.