They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.