Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.