Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.