Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.