Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.