Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.