When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.