Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.