Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.