Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.