After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.