I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.