When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.