I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.