A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.