Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
He told me just to keep the ball low.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.