A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.