The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
Chic MurrayI got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it.
Chic MurrayMy wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
Chic Murray