I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."
Chic MurrayMy wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
Chic Murray