Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.