I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
Chic MurrayI admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
Chic MurrayThe boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
Chic Murray