She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.
I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.